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PEOPLE
Report: Trump Irritated With Gen. Kelly, Who Joins Him at New Jersey Golf Club
He won't let him take mulligans.
Pence Calls Stories He's Planning Run in 2020 “Fake News”
Makes comments outside “Pence 2020” headquarters in Indianapolis.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Sean Spicer Turns Down
“Dancing With the Stars”

Instead, he'll join “So You Think You Can Dance.”
 
BUSINESS
Roomba Considers Selling Its Mapping Data
Top bidder: BRGLR, an app that provides instant floor plans.
SCIENCE
Blue-Eyed Humans Have a Single, Common Ancestor
Original "Ol' Blue Eyes" lived 6,000 to 10,000 years ago and is believed to have fooled around.
 
Scientists Edit Genes in Human Embryos for First Time
Promises future where everyone's smart, good-looking, and taller than everybody else.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Americans Turning Away From Traditional Diet Programs to “Wellness”
Which is another word for “doughnuts.”
Study: Swearing Increases Ability to Withstand Pain
Touted as healthful, cost-effective alternative to opioids.

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