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PEOPLE
Trump Administration to Induct Ronald Reagan into the Labor Hall of Honor
Just ask any air traffic controller how to get there.
Report: French President Macron Spent $30,000 on Makeup in 1st 3 Months in Office
Says it gives him that certain je ne sais quoi.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Study of 1,000 Popular Films
Reveals Male Characters
Speak More Than Female Ones

Versus real life, where it's the exact opposite.
 
REAL ESTATE
Kansas: Decommissioned
Missile Silo Now $3 Million “Survival Condos”
Come for the survival, stay for the lifestyle.
BUSINESS
Bill Nye, the Science Guy, Sues Disney for $28.1 Million He Says They Owe Him
Disney stands behind their Accounting Department, located in Fantasyland.
 
SCIENCE
Report: Sperm Count in
Western Men Has Dropped
Nearly 60% Since 1973

Coincides with falling hemlines.
 
SpaceX Spacesuit Unveiled
Not shown: SpaceX socks, neckties, handkerchiefs.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Trump Administration Halts
Coal Mining Health Study

Before it does any good.
Survey: Happiness Levels
Plunge During Middle
Age, Then Recover

When you realize you didnít do what you wanted to do, but what the Hell.

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