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PEOPLE
Impeach Trump Billboard Appears Near Mar- a-Lago
Thousands more expected.
Trump Adviser Roger Stone
Warns of Armed Insurrection
If Trump Impeached

Goes on to say, “if you don't already own an assault rifle, now would be a good time to get one.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Hollywood: All-Girls Remake
Of Lord of the Flies Planned

After all-male remake of The Women went nowhere.
 
BUSINESS
Wells Fargo Reveals Even
More Fake Accounts

They just arrived by stagecoach.
Confederate Flag Sales Boom
Buyers “very fine people.”
MEDIA
Fox News Poll: Americans Think Trump Is An Unstable, Dishonest, Immoral Bully
But they like him anyway.
 
SCIENCE
Report: Elon Musk Spending
Millions to Merge Brains,
Computers

Hopes to eventually see humanoids driving Teslas in a hyperloop on Mars.
 
Fifteen Mysterious New Cosmic Radio Bursts Prompt Range of Theories
Could be a sophisticated message from an advanced civilization, or nothing more than a stupid prank by an advanced civilization.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Organic Doritos Debut, Hoping to Get Shelf Space in Upscale Markets
Note: “organic” adds a dollar to price, “all-natural” another fifty cents, “fair trade” kicks it up another quarter.

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