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ENTERTAINMENT
Critics Praise First Humanoid Conductor's Interpretation of Beethoven's Ninth
Although some say it “lacked warmth.”
 
PEOPLE
Treasury Secretary Mnuchin Wanted Air Force Jet for European Honeymoon
Then booked U.S.S. Nimitz for Caribbean cruise.
 
BUSINESS
Trump's Tax Plan: 40% of Benefits Go to Top 1%
Who need it to pay their lobbyists.
Nudity Returns to Playboy
After complaints from sperm banks.
CaliBurger Chain Now Features Burger-Flipping Robot at Each of Its 50 Restaurants
And a driverless drive-thru.
PUBLISHING
Hillary Clinton Signs Copies of New Book What Happened
Originally titled Why Me? and before that, WTF.
 
SCIENCE
Trump Nominates Climate Change Denier to Head NASA
However, he does believe in gravity, a NASA requirement.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Support Among Democrats for Single Payer Grows
Especially if single payer is Trump.
 
CORRECTION
Last week, in a story about Florida's disappearing coral reef, we mistakenly ran a picture from a story about Alaska's disappearing permafrost. We apologize for any confusion.

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