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ART
Leonardo da Vinci May Have Drawn Nude Mona Lisa
But recently discovered GIF (right) credited to Renaissance genius “most likely” a forgery.
 
MEDIA
Twitter Begins Testing 280-
Character Tweet Length

On monkeys.
 
BUSINESS
Gun Stocks Surge as Trump
Pushes to Ease Export
Regulations for Assault Weapons

Terrorists will no longer have to get them on eBay.
Cities Compete to Woo New
Amazon Headquarters

Offer billions in tax breaks, reduced red tape, and promise to maybe, one day, consider joining Amazon Prime.
SCIENCE
Study: World Could Run
Entirely on Renewable
Energy by 2050

You'll be able to wirelessly recharge your self-driving car while you slowly starve in perpetual gridlock.
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA Spending $25,000 on
Soundproof Booth for
Secretary Pruitt

New “Cone of Silence” deploys automatically if anyone says “global warming“ or ”climate change.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Good News: More Americans
Having Sex

Bad news: but not with you.
 
FACTOID
Study: 215 Million Watched
Eclipse, Twice Super Bowl
Audience, More Than Voted,
More Than Brush Teeth Daily

Even fewer floss daily, says American Dental Association, which funded study.

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