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TECHNOLOGY
  Michigan: City Created Just
For Self-Driving Vehicles

Only city in America without a Starbucks.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Twenty-Four More $635,000
MacArthur “Genius Grant”
Winners Announced

Runners-up receive board game version, $25 U.S. Savings Bond.
 
HISTORY
New Research: Fall of the Roman Empire Caused by Bubonic Plague
So much for barbarians, hubris.
 
SPORTS
NASCAR Backs Trump on Protests
Hard to take a knee at 200 mph.
U.S. Fails to Qualify for World
Cup After Being Defeated by
Trinidad and Tobago

Complains, “Two against one isn't fair.”
FEATURE
Who said this, and to whom was it said?
“Iím the scariest motherfucker youíll ever have as an enemy in this town!”
A )Donald Trump to Bob Corker.
B )Satan to Jesus.
C )Harvey Weinstein to reporter Ronan Farrow.
Hint: some people really hate bad publicity.
 
MEDIA
Trump Threatens Revoking
NBC's Broadcast License

After overhearing rumor on “Fox & Friends.”
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Churchill's Cigar Butt Sold for $12,000
To a very wealthy bum.

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