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PEOPLE
McConnell Tries to Show His Loyalty to President Trump
Signs up for “beginners” golf lessons at one of his courses.
Academy Boots Weinstein Over Multiple Sex Harassment and Assault Charges
Weinstein insists all harassments and assaults were consensual.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Violent Protests Against Russian Movie Depicting Affair Between Ballerina and Czar Nicholas II, Now a Saint
However, St. Augustine gave it two thumbs up.
 
MEDIA
Bill O'Reilly Gets Job Back After Settling $32 Million Sexual Harassment Suit
He'll return to his role as America's moral arbiter.
BUSINESS
Trump's Wealth Plummets
By $600 Million, Drops 100
Spots on Forbes 400

His base can't afford any of his products.
 
SCIENCE
Dramatic Decline in Insect Populations Has Some Worried
Primarily makers of Raid, Black Flag, and the Orkin Man.
Stunning Discovery: Collision
of Two Neutron Stars
Creates Gold, Silver, Platinum

Buttressing theory universe a casino and life a crapshoot.
 
Large Cave Spotted on Moon Could Serve as Base For Astronauts
If it's not being used.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
In U.S. One in Four White Women, 50-64, Taking Anti-Depressants
If you were married to their husbands, so would you.

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