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ART
Trump Says Renoir in Trump Tower Genuine, Despite Art Institute of Chicago's Proof to the Contrary
Experts also dispute Trump's claim Renoir painted it “just for me.”
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Man Rescued in Pakistan Surprised Trump President, Thought Taliban Captors Joking
Says he's returning to Pakistan.
 
POLL
46% of Republican Voters Want War With North Korea
And they want it now.
 
SPORTS
World Series Pits Houston Astros vs. Los Angeles Dodgers
Each a sentimental favorite: Houston for Hurricane Harvey, Los Angeles for Harvey Weinstein.
INVESTIGATIONS
Russian Election Influence
Extended Beyond Facebook,
Twitter to Pokemon Go

Some players rewarded by finding nearest polling place to earn valuable "Trumps."
Trump Pledges $430,000
For Aides' Legal Fees

If their lawyers are smart, they'll collect the fees up front.
 
TRAVEL
In Last Six Years, Space Between Your Seat on a Commercial Jet and the Seat In front of You Has Dropped from 35 to 31 Inches, If Youíre Flying Spirit, Itís 28
Spirit caters to ascetics, anorexics, supermodels, breatharians.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  China's President Xi Applauded
After Three-and-a-Half Hour Speech

Applause lasts for another three-and-a-half hours.

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