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TECHNOLOGY
Saudi Arabia First Country to Grant Citizenship to a Robot, Named Sophia
She can't go anywhere unless accompanied by a male robot.
 
SPORTS
NFL: Owners Worry About Growing Number of Players Taking Knees
Mainly, worry about knee injuries.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
  First Border Wall Prototypes Put on Display
They'll be tested to see if they can keep out desperate families seeking a better life.
FEATURE
President Trump has declared the opioid crisis a “National Health Emergency,” freeing how much in federal funding?
  A ) $58 billion.
  B ) $58 million.
  C ) $58 thousand.
Hint: it's more than enough to hire a competent drug counselor — for six months.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Thousands of JFK Assassination Documents Released, Others Withheld at Request of FBI, CIA
Specifically, documents indicating whether or not Oswald acted alone, whether or not CIA, FBI were behind it.

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