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MISCELLANEOUS
At Walmart Shooting, “Good Guys With Guns” Hinder Police
Who canít tell bad guy with gun from good guys with guns.
LEXICOGRAPHY
Collins Dictionary: 2017 Word
Of the Year: Fake News

2018 Word of the Year: Impeachment.
 
KIDZ CORNER
HISTORY
Gen. Kelly: “Lack of an Ability to Compromise” Led to Civil War
If slaves had just “given a little,” he adds.
 
SPORTS
MLB: Record Number of Home Runs Linked to Juiced Baseballs
All baseballs receive 50-game suspension.
   
Can you match the positions in the Trump Administration (Column A) with previous work experience (Column B)?
  Column A Column B
  1)    Chief scientist at the Department of Agriculture   A)    Member, Mar-a-Lago Club
  2)    Ambassador to the Dominican Republic   B)    Bartender
  3)    Assistant to the Secretary of Energy for Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy   C)    Right wing talk radio show host
  4)    Congressional Relations for Regions II, V, VI Department of Housing and Urban Development   D)    Manager, Meinke Car Care Service, Seabrook, New Jersey
  5)    Confidential Assistant at the Department of Agriculture   E)    Cabana attendant
  6)    Another Confidential Assistant at the Department of Agriculture   F)    Truck driver
  7)    Regional Administrator, Department of Housing and Urban Development   G)    Legal receptionist
  8)    Ambassador to the Vatican   H)    Church choir singer, children's book author,
wife of Newt Gingrich
  ANSWERS: 1C, 2A, 3D, 4B, 5E, 6F, 7G, 8H
 

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