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TECHNOLOGY
  Researchers Testing Robotic
Manta Ray

Next up: robotic scorpion.
Report: U.S. Has Microwave Weapon To Use Against North Korea
It disables Kim Jong-un's microwave.
 
EDUCATION
USDA: New Rules Let School Cafeterias Skip Whole Grains, Serve Salty Food, Sweetened Milk
Class war turning into war against children.
 
SPORTS
MLB: Angels Sign "Babe Ruth of Japan," Hoping He'll Pitch and Hit Like Ruth
Not eat and drink like him.
Russian Team Barred From 2018
They'll have to pee in a lot of cups before they're allowed back in.
CORRECTION
 
We erred when we reported that Trump's legal argument for hijacking the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau was being written by a lawyer who was suing a payday lender on behalf of the CFPB. In fact it was written by a lawyer for a payday lender being sued by the CFPB. We regret any confusion caused by our mistake.
 
RELIGION
Trump Doesnít Invite A Single Jewish Democratic Congressperson to White House Chanukah Party
But insists some of his best friends are Jewish Democrats.
Pope Francis Wants Word Change in Lordís Prayer from “Lead Us Not into Temptation”
Suggests instead, “Take a pass on the temptation thing,” “Let somebody else lead us into temptation,” or “Lord, letís skip temptation and get right into sin, big time.”

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