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PEOPLE
UK: Princess Michael of Kent Apologizes for Wearing Racist Brooch
She absentmindedly reached into her racist jewelry drawer.
Donald Trump, Jr. Claims Obama, FBI, CIA Tried to Prevent His Father's Election
And still, Putin won.
 
BUSINESS
Apple Reveals Its Software Slows Down Older iPhones as They Age
And as owner ages without paying $1000 for new one.
Labor Dept. Proposal Would Allow Restaurants to Keep Workers' Tips, Use Them as They See Fit
If you thought service at Denny's was slow, wait until this kicks in.
Federal Judge Rules Plaintiffs Have No Standing in Trump Emoluments Case
“Twenty percent off all hats,” tweets a relieved Trump.
MEDIA
42 Journalists Gunned Down
So Far in Mexico This Year

According to unconfirmed rumors.
 
SCIENCE
Study: Chimps Tailor Their Communication to What Their Audience Knows
Just like TV execs.
 
Fossil of Duck-Like Dinosaur Discovered
Its terrifying quack kept predators at bay.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Alaska Gets Protection in Tax Bill
Area expanded for Alaskan National Oil Drilling Refuge
 
LIFESTYLE
Washington Post: Growing Number of Urban, Educated Americans Trading Desk Jobs for Farming
While broke, burned-out American farmers trade farming for hunting, gathering.

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