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PEOPLE
Trump Has Spent One Third of His First Year in Office at Trump Properties
Much of it in the rough.
UK: Government Begs Prince Harry Not to Invite Obama to Wedding While Snubbing Trump
Suggests he could, maybe, elope.
New York Times: Papadopolous More Than Mere “Coffee Boy”
He may have roasted, brewed entire pot.
 
REMINDER
  Resolve this year to eat better, exercise, read more, and move to Canada.
 
BUSINESS
Jack in the Box Teams With Snoop Dogg for Stoner-Targeted “Merry Munchie Meal”
Wendy's recruits Cheech and Chong for its “Dave's Not Here Dinner.”
Republican Plan Will Help Typical Middle Class Taxpayer
If you own hundreds of luxury properties and resorts around the globe and normally pay about $75,000 in taxes, this plan should help you.
SCIENCE
Skull-Shaped Asteroid Expected to Pass Close to Earth Next Year
Followed in three months by the movie.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
WHO Recognizes “Game Disorder” as Mental Health Condition
Especially Psychopath Murder Rampage IV for Xbox.
 
EDUCATION
California Students, Parents Sue State for Failing to Teach Students to Read
Suit claims many graduates can't read their diploma.
 
SPORTS
Lavar Ball to Start Professional Basketball League for High School Graduates
Replacing one-and-done with none-and-done.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Power Outage at Disneyland Leaves People Stuck on “It's a Small World” Ride for Hours
Disney facing torture charges in The Hague.

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