| PEOPLE |
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 Stormy Daniels Appearance
at Strip Club Sells Out
Dozens of investigative journalists had to be turned away. |
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 Putin Submerges
Himself in Frigid Lake
Proving beyond shadow of a doubt he's the toughest,
manliest, baddest autocrat on Earth. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Switch to Cryptocurrencies Could
Change Nature of Charity
Brother, can you spare 0.000010 Bitcoin? |
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 National Health
Alert as People Eat Tide Pods
in Viral “Tide Pod Challenge”
Often at one of Tide's newly opened
laundromat/restaurants. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Majority of National Parks System
Advisory Board Quits to Protest
Trump Administration Policies
Plan to transition Grand Canyon to
landfill, condos “the last straw.” |
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Thousands Petition Yosemite National
Park Not to Open a Starbucks
Pizza Huts, Subways are enough. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 NASA:
Huge Asteroid Headed Toward Earth
“Potentially Hazardous”
“Hopefully it will hit some shithole
country.”
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Scientists Say Adolescence
Now Lasts From 10 to 24
Or until impeachment. |
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Baltimore: Hospital Apologizes
for Patient Dumping
Will stop dumping very ill patients on
streets, even if they don't have a
“don't dump me” provision
in their insurance. |
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