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PAGE THREE – FEBRUARY 5 - 11, 2018
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MISCELLANEOUS
Research: Watching Movies Like Fast and Furious Leads People to Drive Too Fast
Watching Driving Miss Daisy leads people to drive too slow.
Report: Many Celebrities' Followers Actually Thousands of Paid-For Bots
Most have no real followers at all.
 
SPORTS
NFL: Microchips in Every Game
Ball, But League Resists Putting
Them in Helmets

Afraid they'll be damaged by frequent impact.
MLB: To Speed Up Games,
League to Limit Number of
Mound Visits

And no more than three spits per at bat.
Cleveland Indians Getting Rid of Chief Wahoo Logo
May replace him with one resembling Gandhi.
TECHNOLOGY
Japan: Cafe Features Robot Barista
And tables filled with unemployed human baristas.
 
FEATURE
According to a study by the Kaiser Family Foundation, the average American thought 26% of the federal budget goes to foreign aid. How much actually does?
  A ) 52%
  B ) 13%
  C ) 1%
Hint: think small.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Monopoly Introduces New “Cheater's Edition”
Boardwalk replaced by Trump Tower.

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