| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Plagiarism Software
Reveals Source for Words, Passages
in Eleven of Shakespeare's Plays
And finds sixteen of his sonnets were copied
from greeting cards. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Critics Lambaste Frito-Lay's
Plans for Softer, Quieter, Less
Messy Doritos Aimed at Women
And men who call themselves feminists. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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San Diego: 9-Year-Old Girl Scout
Sells 300 Boxes of Cookies in One
Hour in Front of Marijuana Dispensary
Currently being recruited by Morgan Stanley. |
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 Trump Asks
Pentagon to Stage Huge Military Parade
And learn to goosestep. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The federal government is facing higher
budget deficits due to the loss of revenue
from: |
| A ) | U.S.
corporations hiding profits offshore. |
| B ) | The ups
and downs in valuation of the U.S. dollar. |
| C ) | Republican
tax cuts. |
| Hint: tax cuts are always good
for the economy, except when they're not. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Kim Jong Un's Sister Seated
Near Pence at Opening of
Winter Olympics
Pence makes sure his wife is in between. |
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