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PAGE THREE – FEBRUARY 19 - 25, 2018
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TECHNOLOGY
New Doglike Robot Can Open Doors
Breakthrough, funded by dogs, means we're no longer needed.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: Chester A. Arthur Most Forgotten President in U.S. History
Reagan most forgetful.
 
KIDZ KORNER
SPORTS
MLB: Pitchers, Catchers Report
Once again they're a week early and go home.
 
RELIGION
Pope Gives 2,000 Homeless People Tickets to the Circus
Next week: cotton candy for the hungry.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
NRA Promotes “Buy Your Loved One a Gun” Valentine on Day of School Shooting
Blames ad's horrendous timing on “mental health issue.”
  In a little over a year since President Trump has held the highest office in the land, he has condemned some people and some groups, while expressing support for others. Select “S” for Supported, “C” for Condemned after each group:  
  A)   Mexicans. S C
  B)   White Supremacists. S C
  C)   White House aide accused of beating two ex-wives. S C
  D)   Murderous Philippine dictator Rodrigo Duterte. S C
  E)   Russian strongman and killer of opposition leaders Vladimir Putin. S C
  F)   Journalists, newspapers, CNN. S C
  G)   “Shithole” countries. S C
  H)   Parents, siblings, children of immigrants to the U.S., who long to be reunited with their loved ones. S C
  Answers: A) C B) S C) S D) S E)S F) C G) C H)C       

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