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MEDIA
NRA Spokesperson Dana Loesch: Media Loves Mass Shootings
Only Fox won't cover them.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Judge Sides With IMDb, Against SAG-AFTRA in Dispute Over Listing Ages of Actors
Over strenuous objections of Mel Gibson, 64, Tom Cruise, 59.
 
LIFESTYLE
Famous Yale Choral Group, the Whiffenpoofs, Adds First Woman
So far no complaints from tables down at Mory's to place where Louie dwells.
 
BUSINESS
World's Largest, Fastest Cruise Ship Almost Ready for Launch
When a massive outbreak of food poisoning occurs it can return to port faster than any other ship currently operating.
TECHNOLOGY
China Plans Hypersonic Jet
That Can Fly Anywhere on
Planet in 3 Hours

Fly from Hangzhou to Hartford and back, be home in time for dinner.
 
SCIENCE
64,000-Year-Old Cave Paintings Prove Neanderthals Had Artistic
Talent
Neanderthal art critics called their work crude and derivitive, but it was greatly loved and admired by ordinary Neanderthals.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
NRA Claims 5 Million Members, Many of Whom Are Deceased
But buried with their guns.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
McDonald's Serves 1.2 Billion Happy Meals Worldwide Each Year
And three salads.

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