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PEOPLE
Report: First Lady Earned Green Card Through Program for Those With "Extraordinary Ability"
You be the judge.
Judge Roy Moore Asks for Donations to Cover Legal Expenses
He's run out of Girl Scout cookies.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Corporations Using Tax Break to Buy Back Stock, Issue Dividends
And maybe hire another shoeshine boy to work in the lobby.
First Marijuana Company to Begin Trading on Nasdaq
You can buy shares from your local dealer.
Survey: 73% of Disneyland Workers Can't Afford Rent, Food, Gas
Goofy has been living in his car.
SCIENCE
Detection of Stars Born Only 180 Million Years After Big Bang Rewrites History of Cosmos
And adds three chapters to Star Wars franchise.
Researchers Claim to Have Translated Previously Undecipherable 600-Year-Old Voynich Manuscript
It reads, “Congratulations, you have finally deciphered the nearly undecipherable Voynich Manuscript.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Moderate Drinking Linked to Living Longer Than 90
When combined with moderate smoking, moderate swearing.
Study: Babies Don't Naturally Eat Right Amount When Allowed to Feed Themselves
But they know how to look it up online, learn from other babies' instructional videos.
 
TRENDS
Report: Hate Groups Increased by 4% in First Year of Trump's Presidency
Not including groups who hate Trump.

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