| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Dog Accidentally
Flown to Japan by United Returned to U.S.
Quoted as saying, “Thank God they didn't put
me in the overhead.” |
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| EDUCATION |
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Arkansas: Students Who Walked
Out of School to Join National
Gun Protest Paddled
By teachers adept at using a paddle. |
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| CORRECTION |
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 We erroneously reported that John
Brennan, CIA Director from 2012 to 2017, tweeted to
Donald Trump, “When the full extent of your venality,
moral turpitude, and political corruption becomes known,
you will take your rightful place as a demagogue in the
dustbin of history.” In fact, Mr. Brennan was CIA Director from
2013 to 2017. We apologize for our mistake. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Shocker: Russian Hackers Could
Shut Down Our Entire Power Grid
And with it, our beloved social media. |
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Disney Theme Parks Now Available
on Google Street View
Now that only the 1% can afford to go there. |
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| FACTOID |
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84% of Non-Government
U.S. Jobs in Service Sector
Mostly escort services. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Pinocchio Fans Hold Annual
Convention in Nation's Capital
Trump given Lifetime Achievement Award. |
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| BREAKING NEWS |
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Russia: Putin Easily Wins
Reelection
With help from U.S. meddling. |
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