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PAGE THREE – APRIL 16 - 22, 2018
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MISCELLANEOUS
  Trump International Golf
Course in Florida Vandalized

Joe Biden named as “person of interest.”
 
LAW
Louisiana State Senate Defeats Bill to Raise Minimum Age to Purchase Assault Weapons from 18 to 21
Lowers age for marrying your cousin from fourteen to twelve.
 
EDUCATION
Survey: 36% of College Students Don't Get Enough to Eat
Many more must choose between beer and food.
 
SPORTS
MLB: Angels' Shohei Ohtani Quickly Living Up to Nickname “Japanese Babe Ruth”
Pitches six perfect innings, hits three home runs, eats thirty-two hot dogs, drinks gallon of beer, beds three prostitutes.
FEATURE
Media reports have used several highly charged words to describe how those close to the President have characterized his reaction to the FBI raid on his lawyer's office and home. Which one best describes his response?
  A ) Furious.
  B ) Unhinged.
  C ) Seething.
  D ) Sent into a rage.
Hint: Oops, Comey's book comes out Tuesday.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
  Hundreds of Mark Zuckerbergs Descend on Nation's Capital
In Spartacus moment, all declare “I am Zuckerberg!”

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