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PEOPLE
Dems Begin Measured, Calculated Attack on Trump Court Pick
Shown: Sen. Bernie Sanders points out his legal shortcomings.
Trump: UK Trip a Big Success
Business picked up at his golf resort in Scotland.
 
BUSINESS
People Quitting Jobs Reaches
17-Year High

According to Take-This-Job-and-Shove-It.com.
Build-A-Bear Workshop “Pay Your Age” Offer Leads to Chaos
Draws even bigger crowds than “Pay Your Weight” promotion, which critics called “cruel and inhuman.”
SCIENCE
Earth's Sixth Mass Extinction Event Under Way, Scientists Warn
Fifth one was last time Republicans ran things.
Study: Pink World's Oldest Color
It was the color of the first termination notice.
New Theory: Humans Migrated Out of Africa Much Earlier Than Previously Thought
To beat the rush.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
U.S. Only Member of World Health Assembly to Oppose Breast Milk
Explains formula needed for babies ripped from their mothers' breasts at border.
 
LIFESTYLE
Trump Wants New Air Force One to Have a Bigger Bed
Big enough for a threesome.

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