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PAGE THREE – JULY 16 - 22, 2018
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NEW PRODUCTS
Finally, A Walking Plant!
This robotic wonder follows the sun all day long, and at night scares away unwanted pests and small children. Also great for growing pot in states where it's illegal. $149, at Big Shop of Horrors.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Facebook Aggressively Pushing
Facial Recognition Technology

To help Russian trolls reach potential Trump voters.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
China Bans Videos of People
Crinkling Paper, Eating Ice,
Other Displays of “Sensuality”

Critics point out, “If you outlaw eating ice, only outlaws will eat ice, etc.”
 
LAW
Former Driver Sues Trump
For More Than 3,000
Hours of Overtime

Most of it waiting outside Beverly Hills Hotel.
What is this?
     “Errrrrgggggahhh.”
     “It is what it is.”
     “I'll leave the political punditry
       to others.”
     “He has a style.”
     “Lots of things to do.”
A )Responses from Russians when asked about Stalin.
B )Responses from American loyalists in the Colonies in 1776 when asked about King George.
C )Responses from Republican Senators to Trump attacking our European allies in Brussels.
Hint: it's what you say when you're afraid of losing the House.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  UK: An Angry Trump Poses
For Photographers

Or is it a balloon?

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