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FACTOID
Washington Post: Trump Told 976 Lies in June and July, 79 on July 5th
Gunning for new record in August.
 
TECHNOLOGY
  Bed-Making Robots Could
Soon Be Reality

Their arrival couldn't come sooner for teenagers.
 
SOCIAL MEDIA
Facebook Deletes More Fake
Russian Accounts

Only real Facebook accounts remaining: yours, your Aunt Lydia, and her cat Miranda.
 
SPORTS
NFL Camps Open
It's that time of year when all your favorite players suffer season-ending injuries.
MISCELLANEOUS
NRA in Deep Trouble, Faces Bankruptcy
Threatened with financial ruin, it's considered armed and dangerous.
 
MILESTONES
Unearthed Civil War Time Capsule Contains Confederate Money
Still accepted at most Cracker Barrels.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Pope: “Death Penalty is Inadmissible”
Not even for raping and cheating on your first wife, cheating on your second and third wives, sexually abusing numerous other women, cheating numerous business partners, and lying about everything from the time you could talk.

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