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MISCELLANEOUS
Study of Online Dating Finds Women Want Brains, Men Not So Much
“As long as they can read the prenup,” says Trump.
 
SPORTS
Rare Baseball Signed by Entire First Hall of Fame Class Sells for Record $623,368
Ball's rarity due to fact they were rarely all sober at same time.
MLB: First Season in History With More Strikeouts Than Hits
And more scratches than spits.
ESPN Won't Broadcast National Anthem Before “Monday Night Football”
To avoid offending viewers who don't like the First Amendment or, for that matter, the Emancipation Proclamation.
Cleveland: Bud Light Smart Fridge Unlocks Only When Browns Win
When they do, get ready for some really stale, flat beer.
TECHNOLOGY
  Los Angeles to Install Body
Scanners in Metro Stations

Hopes chance to see other passengers without their clothes will increase ridership.
Report: 11-Year-Old Able to Hack Into Mock Voting System
No concerns raised until youngster identified as Barron Trump.
 
POLITICS
Group Calling Itself QAnon Pushing Loony Conspiracy Theory
Even Lyndon LaRouche is scratching his head.
Report: Hunters Who Donate to Republicans Get Special Permits to Import Lion Trophies
Making America great again, one lion trophy at a time.

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