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MISCELLANEOUS
Found: One of Only 100 “Inverted Jenny” Stamps
On envelope marked “postage due.”
 
TECHNOLOGY
Pentagon Now Has Tooth Mics for Invisible, Hands-Free Radio Calls
Soldiers warned: don't talk with food in your mouth.
 
WEATHER
“1000-Year” Storms Batter Both Hemispheres
For third year in a row.
 
BOOKS
Author of How to Murder Your Husband Charged With Murdering Husband
After signing deal for next book, How to Cook Your Husband.
FEATURE
Which of these is true about both Pinnocchio and Donald J. Trump?
A )Each is a president and lies all the time.
B )Each is a puppet and is honest all the time.
C )Each is a puppet and lies all the time.
Hint: think Putin, not Gepetto.
 
RELIGION
Pope's Popularity Plummets
Amidst Sex Abuse Scandal

He's polling lower than the Devil.
 
TRAVEL
Longest Nonstop U.S. Route, Boston- Hawaii, Announced
It's one-way only, since there's no demand for return flights.

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