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 NO. 940 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 8 - 14, 2018 

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SEN. COLLINS BELIEVES DR. FORD, BUT THINKS IT WASN'T KAVANAUGH
Says she'll join other Republicans in a search for the real assailant.
 
WORLD NEWS
First Lady, in Africa, Draws Ire by Wearing Pith Helmet, Symbol of 19th Century Colonialism
Draws further ire by asking to meet Tarzan.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Presidential Alert Sent to Every Person in Country
A small percentage, 2.3 million people, grabbed their guns and headed for the woods.
U. S. NEWS
New York Times Bombshell:
Trump's Father Gave Him Everything, He Earned Nothing

Had enough money at age three to pay off two porn stars.
Report: Vast Majority of Our
Troops Fat, Tired

After doing nothing but play combat video games all their lives.
 
REMINDER
  It's almost time for The War on Christmas.
 
U. S. Government Will
Soon Be Paying More in
Interest on Its Debt Than
it Pays for Its Military

Trump's solution: double down on defense, file for bankruptcy, stiff creditors.
Unemployment Lowest Since 1969
Everyone's either working part-time, driving for Uber, or in jail.
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