| PEOPLE |
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 Trump: Sexual Assault
Protesters “Paid Professionals”
They get $50, same as what he paid people to
attend his first campaign speech. |
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Donald Trump Jr: #MeToo
Makes Me Fear More for
My Sons Than My Girls
And more for my father than my sons. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Jeff Bezos, Worth $163 Billion,
Raises Amazon's Minimum
Wage to $15 an Hour
At 40 hours a week, you'll have as much as
Jeff Bezos in just 6,520,000 years. |
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Coca-Cola Developing Drink
Using Marijuana
Smoke-A-Cola will be test-marketed in San Diego. |
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 More Stores
Announce They'll Close on Thanksgiving
Shoppers encouraged to camp outside that
day for Black Friday sales. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Astronomer Warns: If Particle
Accelerator Experiment Goes
Wrong, Resulting Black Hole
Will Shrink Earth to Tiny
Sphere Just 330 Feet Across
And interest rates will go through the roof. |
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Female Nobel Prize Winner In Physics
Deemed “Not Important Enough” For
Wikipedia Entry
Site moderator explains she will “certainly”
be included, “if she wins another.” |
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 Dwarf Planet
"The Goblin" Discovered in Strange
Elliptical Orbit, Hinting at Massive
Unseen Planet
“You can't make this stuff up,”
says one astronomer. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Vitamin D Supplements
Largely Worthless
They've been shown to be of value as placebos. |
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