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MISCELLANEOUS
College Marijuana Growing Labs Becoming More Common
Or at least colleges know where they are now.
Administration Pushes for New
Legal Definition of Gender

All humans would be classified as either “guys” or “dolls.”
 
FACTOID
World Bank: Nearly Half of
Humanity Lives on Less
Than $5.50 a Day

After a grande frappuccino, that leaves little for basic necessities.
 
LAW
Kavanaugh Picks Four Female
Law Clerks

Known around Supreme Court as “Miss New Clerk” and “First, Second, Third Runners-Up.”
 
ENVIRONMENT
UN: Climate Change Will Bring Worsening Food Shortages, Poverty, Wildfires, Ocean Acidification
Good news: a new Trader Joe's is opening across the street.
Who proposed that the Senate should be composed exclusively of “the rich, the well-born, and the able?”
  A ) David Koch
  B ) Mitch McConnell
  C ) Brett Kavanaugh
  D ) John Adams
Hint: surprise! It was actually John Adams.
 
WEATHER
Trump: Climate Change “Goes
Back and Forth”

Uses his “natural instinct for science” to figure it out.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  New Map Reveals Africa Larger, Russia, Canada, Greenland Smaller Than Previously Depicted
And Rhode Island's twice the size of Texas.

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