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PEOPLE
New York AG: Trump Charity Bid $10,000 on Trump Portrait When No One Else Wanted It
Beat out second highest bid, $9.99, from Melania Trump.
Caitlyn Jenner Says She No
Longer Supports Trump

Even if it means she's never on “Celebrity Apprentice.”
 
BUSINESS
EU: No Money Equals No
Customers — Austerity Hits
Sex Trade in Greece

Never on Sunday becomes never on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday.
Asia's Largest Restaurant Chain Replacing Chefs, Waiters at 5,000 Restaurants With Robots
After diners complain of slow service.
SCIENCE
New Finding: Oldest Fossils Ever Found Might Just Be Rocks
Creationists: “Told you so.”
World's Wild Tiger Population
Drops to Fewer Than 4,000

Announcement made by Donald Trump, Jr. at trophy hunters banquet.
Report: Fewer Than a Thousand People Understand Quantum Computing
And they're all over eighty.
 
NASA: Vast Cosmic Explosions Could Be Flinging Gold, Platinum Across Universe
Just in time for Christmas.
 
ART
Portrait Created by Artificial Intelligence Sells for $432,000
Would have sold for more had the programmer been dead.

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