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TECHNOLOGY
Robots Learning Hand Gestures by Watching Hours of TED Talks
Learning different hand gestures by watching hours of porn films.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
94-Year-Old Ex-Guard at Nazi
Camp Being Tried in Juvenile
Court Because He Worked for
SS When He Was a Teenager

“It was just a summer job,” he tells judge.
 
TRENDS
Americans Show They're Ready to Elect Openly Gay Man as Governor
And openly mad man as President.
 
SPORTS
NFL: Browns Deny Report They Want to Interview Condoleezza Rice for Head Coach
Happy with their current coach, Elizabeth Dole.
 
GAMES
New Zealander Wins World
Scrabble Championship With
“Grotian” and “Zonular”

Will Challenge Romulans in Universal Championship on Alpha Centauri.
Democrats won a huge victory in the midterm elections and will now have commanding control of the House of Representatives. What will they do with it?
A )Uncover the massive corruption of the Trump Administration, issuing subpoenas to those who participated in it or were privy to the corruption.
B )Make good on their campaign promises to protect Americans with pre-existing conditions from losing their health care.
C ) Fall to squabbling among themselves as they compete for power and influence in their own caucus.
Hint: when have empowered Democrats ever NOT fallen to squabbling among themselves?
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Wisconsin: High School Boys' Nazi Salute in Prom Pic Goes Viral
Incident already under investigation by Heinrich Himmler High's principal.

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