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PEOPLE
Royals: After Reported Disagreement, Harry and Meghan to Move 20 Mins. Away From William, Catherine
Though they'll still occasionally bump into each other at the dry cleaners.
 
MEDIA
Historian, Not a Comedian, to Host White House Correspondents Dinner
And there'll be no dessert.
 
BUSINESS
Record Sales Expected on Cyber Monday, Tax-Free Tuesday, Free Shipping Wednesday
Record returns expected on Buyer's Remorse Thursday.
Revealed: Only Half the Jobs at Amazon's Two New Headquarters Will Be in Tech
Everyone else will run errands for Jeff Bezos.
Tech Stocks Drag Market Down
Smart money moving to cannabis sector.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New Research: Warnings About Dangers of Sitting at Work Overblown
Your decision to ignore the warnings, brave the dangers not so foolish after all.
 
SCIENCE
Elon Musk Says He'll Go to Mars, Possibly Within 7 Years
Possibly sooner if SEC looks into his finances.
  Egypt: Coffin Opened, Reveals 3,000-Year-Old Mummified Woman
Name withheld until her next of kin notified.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in a story about how the U.S. leads the world in the number of homeowners, internet users, college graduates, and billionaires, we erred in one respect: China leads the world in those things. We apologize for any confusion.

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