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CONSUMER NEWS
Goop Gift Guide Includes Entire Spanish Village for $172,910
Complete with furious taxpaying villagers.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Hillary Advises Europe to Stop Accepting Immigrants
Suggests separating children from their mothers at the border.
 
LAW
WilmerHale, Former Firm of
Robert Mueller, Now Represents
Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner,
Paul Manafort

Who figure it's not what you've done, it's who you know.
 
SPORTS
NFL: Future May Mean
Non-Contact Flag Football

And some way of compensating thousands of unemployed hippopotamus-sized adults.
FEATURE
Mississippians confront race issues in Tuesday's Senate run-off election. How comfortable are they about these issues today?
A )Very comfortable.
B )More comfortable than they were 70 years ago.
C )Not at all comfortable.
Hint: recently opened museum about state's racial issues has no flagpole outside, to avoid issue of Confederate symbol on state flag.
 
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Leaning Tower of Pisa Slowly Losing Its Lean
Engineers predict that by 2040 it will have no tourists whatsoever.

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