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TECHNOLOGY
California: Proposed Sex Robot Brothel Would Require Customers to Get Robot's Consent
Requires lengthy “date” where customer pretends to be interested in sexbot's life, opinions, feelings.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
New Statistical Analysis: Women Earn 49 Cents for Every $1 Men Earn
Even the women analyzing earnings statistics were paid less than half their male counterparts.
 
CRIME
Trump Claims His Written Answers to Mueller Consistent with Michael Cohen's, Then Calls Cohen a Liar
Connect the dots.
 
FACTOID
Study: People with Net Worth
Of Over $500 Million Gave
Away Only 1.2%

And that's with tips, hush money, armed robberies included.
WHO SAID IT?
“I don't believe it.”
A )First president of the Flat Earth Society on the subject of a round Earth.
B )President of the Tobacco Institute responding to the Surgeon General's 1964 report linking smoking to lung cancer and heart disease.
C )Donald Trump on his own Administration's report on the economic consequences of climate change.
Hint: magical thinking is still alive and well in 2018.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Floating Robot In International Space Station Accuses Astronauts of Being “Mean”
Then asks them to check on something outside the ship.

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