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TECHNOLOGY
  Russian State TV's “Advanced” Robot Unmasked as Man in Robot Suit
Followed by revelation: man in robot suit is a humanoid.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Senate Intelligence Committee Report: Russian Trolls Responsible for Voter Suppression, 10.4 Million Tweets, 30.4 Million Facebook Posts Shared by Users Spreading Disinformation, Working to Get Trump Elected
Just the kind of audacious creativity and innovation that made America great.
 
SPORTS
NFL: Raiders Pick Up Lowest-Rated QB, Ignore Kaepernick
“Winning isn't everything,” says coach of 3-11 team.
Steph Curry Now Says He Was “Joking” About Moon Landing Being Fake
Earlier remark causes three million high school kids to drop science.
FEATURE
Since World War II, what is the United States Military record in foreign wars?
A )We always win, right?
B )We're batting .500.
C )We're 2 and 4.
D )Only 1 out of 6?
Hint 1: Grenada and Panama don't count.
Hint 2: We haven't lost in Afghanistan yet, but it's late in the game, and most of the fans have left.
 
TRAVEL
In Papua, New Guinea, 62% of Men Acknowledged Having Raped a Woman
According to Fox News Travel Tips for Men.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Hockney Painting Sells for Record $90 Million
Price includes docent (foreground) who explains its importance.

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