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 NO. 954 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 14 - 20, 2019 

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REPORT:
FBI BEGAN INVESTIGATING WHETHER TRUMP ACTING
ON BEHALF OF RUSSIA
Based on virtually everything he's said and done.
 
WORLD NEWS
Revealed: China's Fitness, Anti-
Obesity Campaign Secretly
Financed by Coca-Cola

Who beat out Pepsi for the franchise.
More Than Half the World's Population Now Online
And they all have podcasts.
 
POLITICS
Trump Having Second Thoughts About Wall
Considering 2,000 miles of scary statues to scare off immigrants.
U. S. NEWS
Special Counsel: Russians
Made Offer of “Synergy at a
Government Level” With
Trump Campaign

Trump: “Whatever 'synergy' means, there wasn't any.”
Trump May Redirect Funds
Meant for Puerto Rico
Reconstruction to Build Wall

Taking from Pedro to pay Paul.
 
REMINDER
  Use the 25th Amendment or lose it.
 
Report: 80% of America's
Food Hasn't Been Inspected
During Shutdown

To be safe, physicians advise eating nothing until this is over.
Weather Forecasters Among
Federal Employees Not Allowed to Work During Shutdown

Today's weather: anybody's guess, followed by scattered who-knows-what in the afternoon.
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