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TRAVEL
  Las Vegas: $100,000 a Night Hotel Suite World's Most Expensive
Panoramic views, luxurious amenities, ice machine on same floor.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
President Plans 4th of July
Fireworks “And an Address by
Your Favorite President, Me!”

Event expected to raise millions for the Democratic Party.
 
BOOKS
London Times Literary Supplement Bombshell: Charles Dickens Not Only Abandoned His Wife, Mother of His 10 Children to Pursue Young Actress, Also Tried to Have Her Imprisoned in Asylum
First and only bombshell ever published in London Times Literary Supplement's 105-year history.
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
  England's Annual
Wife-Carrying Race

Once again, winner is Prince Philip.
 
RELIGION
Cardinal, Advisor to Pope,
Convicted of Molesting
Choir Boys

Admits, “I'm no choir boy.”
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump Names California State
Park After Himself

Next up: Wants his own image to replace “Lying Teddy Roosevelt” on Mt. Rushmore.
 
Massage Parlors Now a
$3 Billion-a-Year Industry

Quite a happy ending.

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