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MISCELLANEOUS
Report: More $100 Bills in
Circulation Than $1 Bills

Used by 1% to light cigars.
 
EDUCATION
For-Profit Colleges Collapsing
After Obama's Crackdown
Halted by Betsy DeVos

Who explains that losing your tuition money to conmen, ending up without promised degree, being evicted from your home is education in itself.
 
SPORTS
MLB Commissioner Denies Teams Conspired to Limit Free Agent Offers
“No collusion, no collusion.”
NHL Won't Punish Players Who Test Positive for Marijuana
League says it eases pain of having all your teeth knocked out.
Trump Criticized for Never
Inviting Women's Championship Teams to White House
He quickly invites winners of Lingerie League.
FEATURE
How has President Trump characterized the Mueller investigation?
  A ) A hoax
  B ) A witch hunt
  C ) A witch hoax
  D ) All of the above
Hint: yes, he really did call it a witch hoax.
 
POLL
64% Believe Trump Committed Crimes Before Presidency
Many believe he shot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Happy Birthday: Barbie Turns 60
To celebrate, Mattel releases limited edition Botox Barbie.

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