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ENTERTAINMENT
“Game of Thrones”: HBO Removes Frames of Scene Featuring Disposable Coffee Cup
Now checking for goblets in “The Starbucks Story” shooting on adjacent set.
 
BUSINESS
Uber IPO Opens Lower Than Expected
Investors see mobs of angry, underpaid Uber drivers gathering around globe as a challenge to its business model.
Report: 50,000 Warehouses to Employ 4 Million Robots by 2025
By 2050, 50,000 robot-owned warehouses to employ 4 million humans.
Startup Raises $1.6 Million to Sell Canned Water Under Name “Liquid Death”
Investors may not have read the prospectus.
CONSUMER NEWS
Australian Scientists Developing
Foods With Maggots, Other
Insects to Add Protein, Stretch
Global Food Supply

“Just leave food out on the counter overnight, cook and serve.”
 
SCIENCE
UN Report: Humans Contributing to Extinction of One Million Species
Everything from aardvarks to zebras.
 
Fossils of T. Rex Ancestor Discovered
It survived by provoking uncontrollable laughter.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Survey: More Than Half of
Parents Turn to Unproven
Remedies to Curb Kids' Colds

Like plenty of rest, aspirin and drink lots of fluids.
England: Scientists Find
Cocaine in Shrimp

At London's most popular seafood restaurant.

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