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PEOPLE
Deepfake Video of Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg Presents Him With a Choice
To remove altered videos, or to cede control of Facebook to fake Mark Zuckerberg (above), who people seem to like more.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Mnuchin Delayed Harriet Tubman $20 Bill for “Technical Reasons”
She wasn't technically an old white man.
Report: General Motors May Bring Back Electric Hummer
Although you'll need your own windfarm to charge it.
Facebook Announces Own Cryptocurrency
Its value will fluctuate based on likes.
MEDIA
YouTube Might Start Hiding Comments
“90% Russian trolls, social media pros, head cases,” explains spokesperson.
 
SCIENCE
Two Earth-Like Planets Discovered Around Star 12.5 Light-Years Away
Could be longterm solution to our trash problem.
Mars Rover Detects Conditions
Ideal for Life

Sends message: “Come on down.”
 
Researchers Find 3,000-Year-Old Bagels
To their horror, one of them is cinnamon raisin.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
British Heart Foundation: Drinking 25 Cups of Coffee a Day Not Harmful
Although, if you have to disarm a bomb or do brain surgery, you may want to switch to decaf.
NIH Study: Leaving TV on While Asleep May Make You Gain Weight
However, no evidence turning TV off while you sleep makes you lose weight.

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