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PEOPLE
AG William Barr Shows Off His Musical Skills
Besides the bagpipes, he also plays kazoo, ocarina, cowbell and spoons.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Revealed: 2008 Hollywood Warehouse Fire Destroyed Masters of Virtually Every Important Recording Artist of 20th Century
All that survived: The Chipmunks.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Developers of Boeing 737 Max's Flawed Software Low-Paid Temp Workers, Recent College Grads
And their friends.
Current Rolling Stones Tour Sponsored by Firm Selling Annuities
Concession stands offer reverse mortgages, cemetery plots.
SCIENCE
Study: Planting One Trillion Trees Could Capture Huge Amount of Carbon Dioxide
Enough to let us drive Hummers again.
 

Study Determines Cigar-Shaped Rock Called “Oumuamua” Not an Alien Spacecraft
Sometimes a cigar-shaped rock is just a cigar-shaped rock.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Survey Reveals 27% of Americans “Zombie Drivers”
Fortunately, not all zombies can drive.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week we mistakenly stated "twenty-three women have accused the president of sexually assaulting them," when the actual number is twenty-two. We apologize to the President and the First Lady.

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