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JULY - SEPTEMBER, 2017
At G-20 Summit, Trump Unites Europe
Everybody hates him.
Trump Brings Up Election
Meddling in Meeting With Putin

Thanks him for meddling in our election.
Security High for “Nuclear Football”
Shown: highly trained military aide entrusted with keeping it, at all times, away from the President.
Latest Polls Show Trump Losing Support of His Base
Less than 50% of angry, ignorant, drunk white men now think he's doing a good job.
Report: President Furious Emir of Kuwait's Plane Larger Than Air Force One
Doesn't like that his harem is bigger either.
Trump Threatens Government
Shutdown if Congress Won't
Fund His Wall

Says he promised Mexicans he'd build a wall and make America pay for it.
OCTOBER - DECEMBER, 2017
Trump Says He Has “Great Love for Puerto Ricans”
Gave them highest quality paper towels.
Trump Intent on Reversing Every
Single Presidential Act Ever
Signed by His Predecessor

Eight Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by Obama put to death.
Trump Tells FCC He Wants Equal Time to Combat Late-Night Comedians
With his own writers, jovial sidekick, band.
Gen. Kelly Reportedly Unable to Control President, May Be on Way Out
Favorite to replace him: Trump's first wife, Ivana.
Fox News Poll: Americans Think Trump Is An Unstable, Dishonest, Immoral Bully
But they like him anyway.
All Women Who Have Accused Trump of Sexual Assault Are Lying, Says White House Press Secretary
President told her they assaulted him.

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