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PEOPLE
Former President Obama Releases Playlist of Favorite Summer Songs
It's his strongest rebuke of Trump yet.
Former Right-Wing Congressman and Talk Show Host Joe Walsh to Challenge Trump
Announcing his candidacy, he declares: “I'm racist, but not that racist.”
 
BUSINESS
Survey: Just Thinking About Investing in Stock Market Sparks Anxiety in 60% of Americans
So they invest in tranquilizers.
Trump Denies Rumors of
Bedbugs at His Doral Resort

Bedbugs deny rumors they're staying at a Trump property.
Mattel Releases Barbie Doll of Civil Rights Pioneer Rosa Parks
Segregated bus full of redneck Kens sold separately.
SCIENCE
Elon Musk: Difference
Between Human Intellect,
AI Comparable to Difference
Between Chimps, Humans

Sees our future in a zoo.
Scientists Detect Brainwaves
In Lab-Grown Brains

Over-the-counter replacement brains still years away.
 
SpaceX Tests Vehicle to Be Used in Mars Landing
First crew revealed: Flash Gordon, Dr. Zarkov, and the lovely Dale Arden.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Possible Link Between Air Pollution and Psychiatric Disorders
If true, provides great argument for clean energy as cure for gun violence.
Study: The Closer You Live to Nature the Happier You'll Be
Tell that to yourself after you've been evicted.

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