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MISCELLANEOUS
  Former President Obama:
Presidents Should Avoid
Watching TV, Reading
Social Media

But watching Saw II in 3-D with
friends rocks.
 
ELECTION 2020
Warren Surges Ahead of Sanders, Pulls Even With Biden
Or, as Trump explains it, Pocahontas surges ahead of Crazy Bernie, pulls even with Sleepy Joe.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Navy: UFO Sightings “Legitimate”
Those who say they're swamp gas or weather balloons are “just plain nuts.”
NEW PRODUCTS
Levitating Rubik's Cube Solves
Itself!
A perfect gift for that special someone who hates puzzles and the time wasted trying to solve them. Developed as a prop for the upcoming “The Invisible Man in Space,” it's $39.95 at If It Floats.
 
SPORTS
NFL: Numerous Top Quarterbacks Knocked Out of Action as Teams Scramble for Replacements
Job open to virtually anyone who won't take a knee.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Trump Claims Border Wall Can't Be Conquered by World's Top Mountain Climbers
Only an 11-year-old can scale it.

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