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ENTERTAINMENT
Hollywood: Audiences Say Joker Not as Scary as Advertised
But intense news coverage, armed police presence “worth the price of admission.”
 
MEDIA
Trump Floats Idea of Launching State-Run Television Station
Featuring news, sports, “and Ivanka with the weather.”
 
BUSINESS
Report: At Major Corporations Employees Would Have to Work 1,000 Years to Earn What CEOs Make in 1 Year
But think of all the travel, the entertaining and, of course, the expensive divorce.
Tesla “Smart Summon” Feature Alerts Car to Drive Itself to You
No more nasty looks from valets when you tip them a quarter.
FACTOID
Average Allowance for Kids
$30 a Week

Enough for beer, drugs and a small donation to Bernie.
 
SCIENCE
Study: Playing Hard-To-Get More Likely to Turn Off Romantic Interest
Suggestion: don't wear a chastity belt.
 
315 Billion-Ton Iceberg Breaks Off From Antarctica
Antarctica now has two fewer zip codes.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
World Health Organization
Predicts 250 Million Children
To be Obese by 2030

And they'll want a seat at the table.
Study: Living Near a Coast Linked to Improved Mental Health
People lounging on the deck of their beach house in Malibu tend to be in a better state of mind than those who live next to a pork processing plant in Oklahoma.

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