| PEOPLE |
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 Report: Trump Calls McConnell
3 Times a Day
McConnell returns the calls once a week. |
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Bernie's Campaign Reassures
Supporters He's in Good Shape
Releases footage of him doing push-ups,
backflip. |
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| BUSINESS |
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400 Wealthiest Americans Paid
Lower Total Tax Rate Than Any
Other Income Group
So stop feeling sorry for them. |
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Democracy.com to Be
Put Up for Auction
Interested bidder: owner of Facism.com. |
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 Mark
Zuckerberg: Billionaires' Wealth
“Unreasonable” But
“May Be Optimal”
for Society
Assuming society functions best when
public consumed by envy and resentment. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Caltech Scientists
Discover Species of Worm With
Three Sexes in California Lake
It's been named the state worm. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: You're Three Times
More Likely to Feel “Very
Happy” if You Believe You
Drink Enough Water Regularly
Six times more likely when used as a mixer. |
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New Study Says Eating
Meat Just Fine
Assuming the planet has less than twenty
years left and you have more than thirty. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Audubon Society: At Least
8 States Will Lose Their State
Bird to Global Warming
Several first runner-up birds also no longer
available due to global warming. |
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