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PEOPLE
Lindsay Lohan, Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman an Item
She explains odd coupling: “They revoked my driver's license, so I can't drive anyway.”
Don Jr Says “I Wish My Name Was Hunter Biden” so He Could Profit From His Father's Name
Now that his own father's name has lost its luster.
 
MEDIA
Survey: More Kids Watching
More Online Videos

And much more than back in 1950, when survey was last taken.
 
BUSINESS
Good News/Bad News: Plenty
of Jobs, But Wages Stagnant

You can work three jobs, and you'll have to.
Google Buys Fitbit
Acquisition allows you to, with one click, check everyone's pulse.
SCIENCE
Study: Babies Understand
Concept of Counting Years
Earlier Than Thought

Nearly 30% of all purchases on Amazon made by infants.
 
Astronomers, Physicists Disagree Wildly About Estimate of Universe's Size
Each claims theirs is bigger.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: People Always Running
Late Happier, Healthier

Just ask any cable guy or plumber and they'll joyfiully explain.
Study: Teens Experience
Withdrawal Symptoms After
Cutting Sugary Drinks From Diet

So don't stop doing Coke.
 
ENVIRONMENT
150 Million People Live on Land
That Will Be Underwater by 2050

In houses that are already underwater.

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