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TECHNOLOGY
Internet Marks 50th Anniversary
It was also fifty years ago when humans last engaged in intelligent conversation.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
It's National Novel Writing Month
Novelists get 10% off at all 99 Cents Only stores.
 
TRENDS
67.3 Million Speak a Foreign Language at Home
And they're all teenagers.
 
EDUCATION
Nation's Report Card: 2 Out of 3 Children Do Not Meet Reading Proficiency Levels
Administration calls for more corporal punishment.
 
SPORTS
NCAA Clears Way for College Athletes to Be Paid
Stars can sell their name, likeness, bench players can sell inside info to gamblers.
FEATURE
According to The New York Times, while in office President Trump has retweeted debunked conspiracy theories how many times?
  A )    8
  B )   13
  C )   24
  D )  145
Hint: paranoia runs deep.
 
POLLS
Trump's Base Sticking With
Him No Matter What Happens

98% say they would visit him in jail.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Mysterious X-37B Space Plane Lands After Record 780 Days in Orbit
Air Force will only say it's been conducting “routine surveillance” of Joe Biden.

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