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THE YEAR IN PICTURES – 2019
 
Trump Named Time's Person
of the Year

At least that's the cover of the edition framed and hanging in the White House.
 
Federal Service That Tracks and
Maps Pollution Shut Down

Now, if you're looking for places with the most toxic smoke and fumes, you'll just have to get lucky.
 
Karlmann King $2 Million SUV Unveiled
A/C, power brakes, GPS standard.
 
Polar Bear Seen Roaming Streets
of Tampa, Florida

Searching for ice.
 
Early Democratic Debates Present Overly Crowded Field
In first one (above) each candidate was only allowed ten seconds to speak, five seconds for rebuttal.
 
 
Record Online Sales in 2020
Porch pirates could barely keep up.
 
“Fox & Friends” Apologizes for
Graphic Announcing Death of
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Spokesperson calls it “sloppy wishful thinking.”
 
Scientists Believe Remote Tibetan Plateau Place Where Cannabis Originated
As did phrase “getting high.”
 
Study: Stonehenge Rocks Came
From Wales, 180 Miles Away

Took three hours on flatbed trucks.
 
Halloween at the White House
Trump tells trick-or-treater she can have candy if she'll investigate Biden.


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