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TECHNOLOGY
Elon Musk to Connect People Directly to Internet by Implanting Chip in Their Brains
Chip comes loaded with antivirus software.
Robot Conducts Symphony Orchestra
Critics fear it means fewer opportunities for temperamental maestros.
 
SPORTS
Baseball: Pitchers, Catchers
Report

To learn new signs.
Trump: Pete Rose Deserves
To Be in Hall of Fame

Because he bet on his team to win.
Philadelphia Flyers Mascot Gritty Cleared of Punching Child
Judge cites “stand your ground” law.
ART
Machines Have Learned How to Create Works of Art
Allowing artists time to do other things.
 
MISCELANEOUS
Bumblebees Decline by Nearly
50% in North America Due to Worsening Climate Extremes

Answer may be robotic bumblebees with facial recognition that will pollinate flowers, annoy picnickers, spy on citizenry.
Trump Administration Wants New Government Buildings Built in Classic Architecture of Empires
Buildings that can last a thousand years.
 
REAL ESTATE
Los Angeles House Put on Market for Record $500 Million
Being pitched as “perfect starter house” for young Saudi family.

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